Score: 7

"hmmmm...."

submission: Learn to Vote Responsibly

date: July 25, 2008

seriously though please don't for either of the two douchebag candidates...I mean, c'mon people, aren't you tired of the same political parties throwing out the same ol crappy puppets and promising this and that during campaigns but as soon as they get elected...whoa nelly, don't have to fufill those promises anymore!! Jesus...I am completely disillusioned with the way America just jumps on the next big thing like a pack of lemmings. If you vote for these bastards...then don't complain when they don't live up to expections...OUT.
P.S. wouldn't it be wonderful if we actually had a candidate who wasn't funded by corporate america, and genuinely cared for his/her citizens?....food for thought. OUT x2

Score: 10

"f'en water went out my nose!!!"

submission: Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

date: July 25, 2008

this has to be one of the funniest gd flashes I've seen!!! Patrice Oneal had this one on point. If you didn't think this was funny, then check your gd pulse. OUT.

Score: 10

"old bastard!"

submission: Old Fart Tales

date: July 11, 2008

the punchline on this flash was perfect!!!